Kee Gal hai Sante
Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.
Showing posts with label Santa Banta Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Banta Jokes. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Santa came to Banta's house and asked Banta
Santa came to Banta's house and asked Banta,
"Agar tu mughe ye bataa de ki,
mere is tokari me kya hai,
to sare ke sare ande tere.
Agar tu mughe ye bataa de ki,
isme kitne hai, to 8 ke 8 ande tere.
Agar tu mughe ye bataa de ki,
yeh sabhi kiske hai, to woh murgi bhi teri."
At this Banta became very confused and said,
"Oye yaar, barra mushkil sawal hai,
koi hint to de de!"
Santa and Banta went into a diner
Santa and Banta went into a diner
that looked as though it had seen better days.
As they slid in to a booth,
Banta wiped some crumbs from the seat.
Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table.
The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.
"No thanks," said Santa. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."
"I'll have black coffee too," Banta said.
"And please make sure the cup is clean."
The waitress shot him a nasty look.
She turned and marched off in to the kitchen.
Two minutes later, she was back.
"Two cups of black coffee," she announced.
"Which one of you wanted the clean cup?
Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai
Santa's girfriend:
Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.....
Santa,
after a deep thought:
Kuchh bhi ho jaye,
shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies:
I'm coming daily since 4 days,I press the bell but no one comes out
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decided 2 use pigeons.
1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Santa & Banta were walking
Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Cheel ko English
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal...
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Three Indian soldiers
Three Indian soldiers, Jai Reddy (Tamil), Joy Bosu (Bengali), and Santa
Singh are captured by Pakistani Army. The Pakistani Corp commander doesnot
want to have them as POWs and has decided to execute them. They are asked
what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Reddy asks for a Masala Dosai, which he is served and then taken away.
The Bosu requests a Machli Bhath, which he is served and also taken away.
Santa requests Sarson ka saag and Makki di roti. The captors are surprised
and reply ' Sarson?'
'Yes, Sarson.'
'Arre Sarson to is season mein aati nahin hai!'
'Koi gall nahin. Asee intezaar karanga...'
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Sania Mirza and Santa
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER
Santa and his wife in office
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Santa Rides A Cycle
Santa Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast...
Suddenly He Stops Why?
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Because he reaches his Home.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
So proud of my son......
Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he is not studying. They are studying him !
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