pathan ki girlfriend ne usko
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"
bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
Showing posts with label Pathan Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan Jokes. Show all posts
Monday, April 13, 2009
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Masjid k liye chande ki
Masjid k liye chande ki appeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pathan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
Friday, April 10, 2009
Begum ajj chicken bhauut mazey
Pathan: begum ajj chicken bhauut mazey ka hia kia koi khas masala lagaya hai?
Wife: nahi bas zra murghi jal gayee thi to barnol laga diya
Pathan pehli baar namaz parhney gaya
Pathan pehli baar namaz parhney gaya. Us ka naam rehmat ullah tha Imam ne salam phera to kaha k Assalam walykum rehmatullah
to pathan bola: Walikum as salam masjid k mulla
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Yaar aaj maine apni bivi
Pathan: Yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha.
Dost: To un k pechay kyun nahi gae.
Pathan: Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hoe thi.
Pliceman: Tum ne faqeer kiu mara
Pliceman: Tum ne faqeer kiu mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise kayi baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga.."
Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi
Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,
Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.
Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,
"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."
Shahid Afridi in interview
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"..
Ek pathan ko UFONE mein
Ek pathan ko UFONE mein job mili agly din us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya.
Bcoz
1st Call: Sir meri UFONE ki SIM block ho gai hai
Pathan: To pagal ZONG le lo na.
Pathan darakht pe charha
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon.
Kal koi meri biwi k purse
PATHAN: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe le gya.
Man: Jhot bolti hy, 1900 the maine khud gine the.
PATHAN: Yaar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chori Ki
Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chori Ki,
Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha Li.
Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao
Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.
Tujhe sharam nhi aati tu
Major Rohail: Tujhe sharam nhi aati tu apni BV K sath kapre dhoo rha tha.
Pathan: Es me sharam ke kya baat hai?
Wo b to roti pakanay main meri
Help karti hai.
PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe
PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe Mein Makkhi Ke Par Kaat Ker Kaha:
Urr Ja
Makkhi Nahi Urri
PATHAN Bola: Is Tajarbe Se Sabit Hua Ke Makkhi Ke Par Kaatne Se Makkhi
Sun Nahi Sakti.
Ek pathan aasman par daikh
Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha
Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand?
2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.
Khan SAB platform
Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?
Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di
Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?
Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.
Quaid e azam & Allama Iqbal
Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?
Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)
Larki 2 Pathan Boyfriend
Larki 2 Pathan Boyfriend: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne kisi ko na kya ho.
Pathan: Kamini zaleel I love U, mujhse shadi kr k mujhay tabah karde kambakhat. ;-)
Height of kanjoosi
Height of kanjoosi
Pathan k pass
Mobile hai+Balance hai
Pathan 2 Major Rohail: Yaar apna to mobile dekhana
Tere bhabi ko "I LOVE U" ka msg send krna hy.
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