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Thursday, April 16, 2009

My heart problem has

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options leftâ€¦
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Pather ki deewaar na tori

Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia

Pehla pehla pyar hai,

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar ha

A mobile is like women

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

Government of Pakistan has

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

I Love..........

AJ
mujhe
APP
SAY
KUCH
KEHNA HAY
WO
BAAT
JO
APP
SUNNA
CHAHOOO
WOHI
3LAFZ
JO
DIL KO
CHUU
JAIN
I
LOVE

PAKISTAN

Think Big...

Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

If U delete this message

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

During maths I was thinking

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Can you see me?

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

When the night comes

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

You're eyes are soft

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

I have had a really

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum...waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum....Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum....Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

Dunya main sirf teen(3)

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain
1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai
Only 4 u

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!