why are you late
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it
Showing posts with label Adult Sms - English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult Sms - English. Show all posts
Thursday, April 16, 2009
A beautiful girl goes to
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Boy and girl of class
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Teacher to a Nursery Student
Teacher to a Nursery Student:
"Count from 1 to 10 & i"ll give u kiss."Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me Plzzz
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING
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