Give me an example of all the 3 tenses.
Teacher: Give me an example of all the 3 tenses.
Student: Mam, I saw your daughter yesterday.
I am loving her today.
I will run away with her tomorrow
Showing posts with label English Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English Funny Sms. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I cant be everywhere
Angel said:
I cant be everywhere to help u, so i created Mother!
Devil said:
Me too cant be everywhere either, so i created Mother In Law! :
What would you like to have ....
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
My friend said he knew a man
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
A good dancer
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
The Perfect Son
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks,
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
What would Princess Diana be doing
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
2 Lovers plan to suicide
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Why do couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
Monday, April 13, 2009
Think about yourself
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
Friday, April 10, 2009
When things go wrong,
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
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cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
A little kid asks his Dad,
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Trees love u
Trees love U!
Flowers Love U!
Tortoises Love U!
Deers Love U!
Monkeys Love U!
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Plz go back 2 ZOO
They all miss U
When u get ths SMS
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
Read more...I want u to be
I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
Read more...What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Read more...How 2 kill a mosquito
How2kill a mosquito:catch it alive,put it in bed upside down,tie its legs by thread and confirm that it will not move.then do kichu kichu in its stomach.Then d mosquito wil laugh by opening its mouth,catch its mouth n if u pour a table spoon of poison d mosquito wil die
Read more...During Marriage ceremony
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the
horse
?
He is given his last chance to run away
If marriages are made in heaven
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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