Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Plz call me,
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Humain YAAD kro
Humain YAAD kro
Aur jeeto 3 inamat.
1.Bohat sa pyar.
2.Umar bhar ki chahat.
3.Bilkul free stay mere DIL mein.
Ye offer mere ache mood tak hai.
When U Take My Name
When U Take My Name Slowly, I Die AtThe Spot ...
Samajh Aai?
Nahi Aai?
O Yaar!
Jaddon Holi Jaee Lena Aen Mera,
Naam Main Thaan Marr Jaandi Aan ...
Romance
"Romance"
Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
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Socho
socho..
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Socho.
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Nahi Pata?
Mai Batata Hun
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Stupid Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai itna b ni pta.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
When I waz a kid my
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B'coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
Hum Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge
Aao!
Aaj Hm Dono Waada karen>
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Hum Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge
Hm Wafa krenge>
Hm Mohabbat krenge>
Sirf Or Sirf Apne
"Ap"se... =P ;-
The Cute Sweet Most Graceful
Hi
The Cute
Sweet
Most Graceful
The Smartest
&
Beautiful
Person
Khush ??
Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro'n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->
1 box wasn't opening
1 box wasn't opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
'LET'S SUPPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->
Bruce Lee's Favourite
Bruce Lee's
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?
Kha-Lee ... ;->
Plz Don't Neglect This
Plz Don't Neglect This
Msg..
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !
ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->
Wh8 d Hell !!
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don't
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
French : Our Ancesters Were From
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So
ROMANTIC
Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So
THERKEY.
:-)
Ek din milla wo mujh say,
Ek din milla wo mujh say,
Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....
Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?
Jhuka ke palkain ,
Chupa ke chehra ,
Laga wo kehnay ,
Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.
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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
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