Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,

Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,

Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.

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Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

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Din me chand sitare ache nhi lagte

Din me chand sitare ache nhi lagte,
Ab duniya me nazare ache nhi lgte,

koi ja k kah de aap k ammi abbu se,
k ab aap kaware ache nhi lagtey.

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Story of a Chartered Accountant

Story of a
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
or Mera Paper hai ... ;->

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Hakeekat thi par khawab nikla

Hakeekat thi par khawab nikla
door tha par paass nikla
Mai is baat ko kia kahon dost
ye sala zardari to mushraff ka bhi baap nikla

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Kash mai tumhain dekho

Kash mai tumhain dekho
"JAB TUM KAPRE UTARO"

jo dalay thy chat pe sokhne k lye
"OR TUM APNE HATH MEI PAKRRO MERA"


hath or kaho
MAI TMHARE LYE KHOOL K BETHI HON


apna dil
ABTO LELO MERI


har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA


har gham
PHIR MEI KHOLUN TUMHARI


eyes or kahun
DEKHO KITNA BARA HA MERA



DIL;-)

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Khuda kare tumhain "JUDAI" na mile

Khuda kare tumhain "JUDAI" na mile

Kisi k dard me "TANHAI"na mile

Agar mujhe sms na karo

To kuch aisa ho mosam ho sardi ka

or tumhain "RAZAI" na mile

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Dill diya tha mohabat ki nishani samjh kar

Dill diya tha mohabat ki nishani samjh kar,

Woh kha gya usy biryani samajh kar,

Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne,

Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.

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ghalib farmate hain

ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.

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Multiple Funny Shair

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

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Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

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Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

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Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

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Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

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Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

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Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

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Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

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Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

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Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

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Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay

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Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

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Or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath

or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"

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nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna

nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
.har haal main anjam se darte rehna
Qudrat ka barra intaqam hai ........
mehbooba ki olad ka "mamu" kehna!

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Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain

"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"

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Husband apna aisa bright ho

LARKI KA JAWAB
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6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

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Apni Aisi Wife Hou

Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

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software k phool

Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would
make a movie "software kephool" & include this song:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?

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Abhi abhi to pyaar

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

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Tumse mila main kal to

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

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Multiple Funny Shair

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

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Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

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Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

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Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

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Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye

Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi


wo unki mummy se keh gaye

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