1st night Dulhan ke
Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha" Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain"
Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.
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Showing posts with label Adult Sms. Show all posts
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Beta-Mom ye PRAGNENT kya hota hai
Beta-Mom ye PRAGNENT kya hota hai?
Mom-Beta GUSSE ko Pragnent bolte hain.
Next day beta raste mein ek ladki k upar gir gaya to ladki ki mummy gussa hui.
Ladka bola-O Aunty gira to teri beti par hu,app q pragnent ho rahi hai.
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2 women talks
2 women talks:
1st: Roz subha mera Doodh wala bohat Dabata hai
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"Bel"
2nd: Mera tu Paper wala acha hai bilkul bhi nahi Dabata Nechey se hi Daal deta hai
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"Paper"
Story of Kisses:
Story of Kisses:
When u kiss an american girl
she said "Kiss me hard"
Indian girl "Kiss me soft"
Pakistani girl "jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi
New married Larki
New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha
L@dy Cl@Ss Te@cheR 2 Students:
L@dy Cl@Ss Te@cheR 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo ...
Girl:"Madam" Agar Aap ko Kahey k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?
Monday, April 13, 2009
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
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