Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

What would you like to have ....

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

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What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage?

What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage?


Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata

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Monday, April 13, 2009

Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven't Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

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Police-Chor Se-"

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"



Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

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TITANIC k Saath 1 memon

TITANIC k Saath 1
Memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha


Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

Memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->

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Story of a Chartered Accountant

Story of a
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
or Mera Paper hai ... ;->

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Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

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1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

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Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

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Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

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Shadi Me Munna Papa Se

Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge

Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1ΘΘ Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Husband wife mai jhagra ho gaya

Husband wife mai jhagra ho gaya or donoo ne aik doserye se baat cheet band ker di.. ek subah husband ne jaldi uthna tha.. us ne biwi k takiye k neechey perchi pe likh ker rakh diya k " subah 7 bajey utha dena zaroori kaam hia.
doseri subha husband ki ankh khuli to 8 baj rahey they wo gussey se utha to dekha k aik parchi rakhi hai or us pe likha hia
"7 baj gaye hain uth jao"

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A true story

A true story

Kissi darkht pe ullu betha kerta tha ek din darkht kat gayaa. Darkht bahut khush howa shuker hai k k ab mere upper ullu nahi betha kerye ga lakin us ki khushi us waqt khaakh mai mil gayeee
jab us ko kaat ker sadr e pakistan ki kursi banayee gayeee...
Tareekh gawah hai ajj bhi us pe ullu hi bethta hai

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Old man school k principal se

Old man school k principal se: Rizwan ko bula dein zra
Principal: app koun
Old Man: us ka dara
Principal: Woh chutti le ker app hi k janazey mia gaya hai.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Memon Boss 2 worker

Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......;-)

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suno g doctor ne mujhe....

Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

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In Court Judge Said 2 Women

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

A japanese couple

A japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
Answer: Jo Hua , So hua

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Once it so happened

Once it so happened in a flight that, James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: Hello May I know your name please?
James Bond: I am Bond... James Bond....... and you?
Telugu Guy: I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai ... Laxminarayana
Siva Venkata Sai... Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Sitaramanjaneyula
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai... Bulusupalli
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Bond faints!!!!

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Once a girl was drinking coke

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it's eyes
looked at the girl and said ,'maaa!'.

The girl asked the baby fly,'main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
maa bulati hai?'
The fly replied,'kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.'

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