Showing posts with label Husband Wife Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband Wife Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

There were three guys talking

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount
of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, Well, what about
you, what sort of control do you have over your wife.
The third fellow says I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees
The first two guys were amazed. What happened then? they asked. She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'.

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A man walks in a bank

A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun, and robs the bank.

Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The customer replies, “Yes!”

The bank robber raises his gun, points it to the customer's head and BANG - shoots him in the head and kills him.

He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, “Did You see me rob this bank?”



The man calmly responds ...


“No, but my wife did!

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A husband made a call to hospital

A husband made a call to hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife…

But, accidentally the call went to a cricket stadium…

He asked, what is the condition?

He had a stroke after what he heard…

“7 are already out…

3 more will be out hopefully by lunch.

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Monday, April 13, 2009

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->

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Husband & Wife Men

Husband & Wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Husband wife mai jhagra ho gaya

Husband wife mai jhagra ho gaya or donoo ne aik doserye se baat cheet band ker di.. ek subah husband ne jaldi uthna tha.. us ne biwi k takiye k neechey perchi pe likh ker rakh diya k " subah 7 bajey utha dena zaroori kaam hia.
doseri subha husband ki ankh khuli to 8 baj rahey they wo gussey se utha to dekha k aik parchi rakhi hai or us pe likha hia
"7 baj gaye hain uth jao"

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice

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A little kid asks his Dad,

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Aap apne best friend ki BV

Wife: Aap apne best friend ki BV
k janaze pe nhi gaye

Husband:Kis moo se jaon wo mujhe
3rd BV k jansze pe bula raha hy
aur me ek dafa bhi nhi bulaya

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The husband leaned over

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really
works!"

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suno g doctor ne mujhe....

Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

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Husband: Today is sunday

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents

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Har mard ki life dekho to

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMA

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Suniye Kya Aap Kitchen Se

Wife - Suniye Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala La Kar Aayenge
Husband - Magar Yahan To Nahin Hai
Wife - Mujha Pata Tha Tumha Nahin Mila Ge Is Liya Main Pehla Se Le Aayi !!!!!!!

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka...

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Wife: If I die what will u do

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

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