Sardaars April Fool
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass
Showing posts with label Sardaar Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardaar Jokes. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
You are appointed
Manager: You are appointed.
Your salary is Rs. 10,000.
Next year it will be 20,000.
Sardar: OK! I will join next year.
Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
Sardarji went to party
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-
""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI"
A Sardar went 2 hotel
A Sardar went 2 hotel,
ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:
Dil? Waiteril murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter:
Murga SARDAR tha!
Ek american ne ek sardar se kaha
Ek american ne ek sardar se kaha
hamare yahan shadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai
isper sardar bola kamal hai
hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
Sardar is watching STAR PLUS
Sardar is watching STAR PLUS.
Suddenly,
announcement comes
“U R watching STAR PLUS”.
He wonders “Oye…How did they know that I am watching STAR PLUS?
Friday, April 10, 2009
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardaar jucie waley se
Sardaar jucie waley se: Jaldi se 1 glass doodh do larai honey wali hai
1 glass peeney k baad : ek glass or do larayee honey wali hai
Juice wala: larayee kab ho gi
Sardaar: jab tum paisye mango gey
Sardaar office se tulla
Sardaar office se tulla maar ker gher agaya, wahan us ne apni biwi ko apney boss ke sath dekha..ye dekh ker sardaar wapis bhaag k office ayaa or bola
Baap re!! boss ne dekh liya hota to pakra jata...
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,
Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,
Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??
Q?
Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?
Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy
Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy?
Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi.
Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!!
Sardar ko uska sasur maar raha tha
Sardar ko uska sasur maar raha tha Y? bcoz,his wif deliverd a baby & doctor msgd him"mubarak ho ap baap bangaye"- & he forwarded da same 2 all his freinds .
Read more...Theater me naripradhan
Theater me naripradhan film chal rahi thi. Ek Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli: aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti? Ek sardar khada ho kar bola, DEEWAR PE SUSU.....
Read more...Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku
Sardar:Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Read more...Oye tera ek daant neela
Man: Oye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar mein ink lagayi hai. Man: Woh kyon? Sardar: Kyon ki aaj kal BLUE TOOTH ka jamana hai yaar.
Read more...2 sardars robbed d bank
2 sardars robbed d bank
S1:we have to count d money now..To divide among our selves...!
S2:tension kyu lethe mamu kal news paper me atha na...
Pls don't drive the bike fast
Sardar's Wife: pls don't drive the bike fast. i'm very Frightened. Sardar: if u feel Fear, u Better close ur EYES, LIKE ME..!
Read more...
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