MEMON Family

An old memon lady died in USA, where she was staying with
her daughter.

Daughter made arrangements for the body to be sent back to
Pakistan.

On top of the coffin was a letter which said;

Dear Bhai,

I am sending AMMA's body to Pakistan, as it was her
wish to be buried in Pakistan.

Under AMMA's body are 12 cans of cheese for your little
boy Ali, 10 packs of

hotchoclates for your cute little Meena & 8 packs of perfumes
for your wife.

AMMA is wearing a brand new pair of REEBOK shoes for Kaasim
bhai and there are two

pairs shoes stuffed on left-side of the coffin for Jubaida
& Jarina.

AMMA is wearing 6 brand new NIKE t-shirts, large one is for
Sattar bhai other four

are for his boys. She is also wearing two LEVI'S jeans
for the boys.

She is also wearing Swiss made ROLEX watch on her left hand
for Johra Baji and

gold necklace and earrings for Kulsoom Aunty.


If you need anything else do let me know, because ABBA is
also not feeling well.